Malassezia Yeast:
The Yoghurt Experience and Home Made Cottage Cheese...
( For a good giggle!)
COTTAGE CHEESE....
In just One hour!....
Instructions:
* 3 heaped Tablespoons of home made Yoghurt
(straight out of the fridge!)
* Spread thickly on a Clean Facecloth
* Slap on your Burning Hot Unsuspected genitals.
* Waddle slowly to the nearest chair and sit carefully
without misplacing the cloth from the main area
* Sit still while absorbing the shock of the sudden coldness
* Close your weary eyes ... if you can convince yourself
that you have not... 'just done it' in your pants
and try to relax for One hour...
* Remove Facecloth carefully ...and ...Presto!....
You ve just got Freshly made Cottage Cheese!...
And if you are lucky ... hopefully some half dead,
shocked and semi paralysed Legggggged creatures!
* Ah!!!.......and dont forget to do this at 4 am
while it is still quiet and pitch black!
...or it wont be as much fun...
I have more ...lethal recipes like this
but somehow i dont think many would be keen trying them
... dont know why! ...
This qualifies as a first class
"Please Do not Laugh...its Real"
theme for my personal blog
but i think i ll give it a miss ...
* * *
This is not actually a recipe ... although it did work,
but rather an email i had sent to my daughters during the initial times
of naive perceptions and expectations of 'helpful' home remedies
while trying to combat -still then unidentified-
one of the most evil creatures on earth
or what i have come to now call as the Spawn of Hell...
Humour is one way that helps me cope with the situation even when in tears.
* * *
June 2012:
My condition has now dramatically improved
and although there are still moments of frustration
there are no more tears and dark despair.